Jason Bay shames Canada AND Pittsburgh

Jason Bay is not only a Pittsburgh Pirate, he’s from British Columbia, Canada, eh.

At yesterday’s All Star Game Home Run Derby, where players are representing their home countries more than their respective MLB teams, JayBaybee didn’t hit ONE SINGLE HOMERUN. Not a one. Zero. Not only does that suck, but it smarts even more because he was the only person there who didn’t hit ONE SINGLE HOMERUN.

The winner hit 24 homeruns in the first round alone.

So JayBaybee says in today’s Post-Gazette

It was a lot of fun, and I’m glad I had the chance to participate.

Yeah, I’m sure THAT was a big ball of hysterical fun watching ball after ball drive down the line instead of even a little bit UP in the air as required to hit ONE SINGLE HOMERUN.

Baybee also said that he asked the Pirates head trainer for advice on strategy and was told, “There is no strategy.”

Dude? I’m not a baseball expert, but seems to me there are some tips or pointers that would help a guy hit ONE SINGLE HOMERUN instead of publicly embarrasing himself and his country. And I’m just saying, maybe the guy that keeps you fit isn’t the one that you should be asking for hitting tips. Don’t you guys have like a BATTING COACH? But hey, if the Pirates are asking their trainers, their ballboys, and their mothers for hitting tips, could this be why we’re staring a losing season in the eyeballs?



  1. Anonymous
    November 2, 2005 8:45 am

    I am french and I wood like go to the canada for learn english! my name is paula

  2. Anonymous
    November 8, 2005 11:19 pm

    CANADA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. karamoko_issa2003@yahoo.fr
    November 9, 2005 2:38 pm

    Bonjour! good morning!

    my name is Issa, je me nomme Issa,
    comment est la vie au canada? my dream is to partir live there.est-ce easy? OU hard to y vivre?

  4. Anonymous
    November 10, 2005 1:35 pm


  5. Zcold
    November 11, 2005 2:48 pm

    Cest tres facil. Avec le welfare etc.. :P Je m’excuse. But yeah, probly a lot better here than the usa.

    For another canadian blog, visit my site too ;)

  6. Anonymous
    November 15, 2005 1:25 pm

    I wish I could be there with my bebe girl kimberly hernandez. miss u from usa. will

  7. Willescob@yahoo.com
    November 15, 2005 1:44 pm


  8. Anonymous
    November 22, 2005 7:23 am

    watch your bks my friends cos u wil feel the mighty wrath of me

  9. Anonymous
    December 3, 2005 4:15 am

    that guy who posted that review is a dumbass. i would like to so him go out there and hit a homerun. if he doesnt like what he is seing on tv then just turn it off and shut the f*** up about canadian baseball.

  10. Anonymous
    December 3, 2005 4:16 am

    hey asshole jason bay happens to be a friend of mine from trail bc and if u have a problem with him come to trail and explain it to us cause us trail people are proud of jason.

  11. pittgirl
    December 4, 2005 8:41 pm

    Well, well, well. What is it about the name “PittGirl” that makes you think I am a man? I just call them like I see them and if you see Jason anytime soon, tell him PittGirl loves him but really really really wishes he would have hit at least one damn homerun. I don’t think I could ever hit a homerun, however, I do not make baseball my profession either. Peace.

  12. Anonymous
    December 7, 2005 6:01 pm

    he is a better basaball player than u and at least he tried so stfu

  13. Anonymous
    January 1, 2006 11:04 am

    well well well i dont care abouyt canadian baseball cuz all u guys got r the blue jays nd dude? y dont u go out there n try to hit a home run i meen seriously shut up/