That's Church

You know what gives me the heebie jeebies? This.

I’m never going to the hospital again unless one of my limbs is severed and even then . . .

I just. . . I mean, it is cliche yes, but we (well not me, and probably not you, but some human) put a man on the moon, created the iPod, created the camera phone, the spell check, Tivo! Can’t we put our heads together and figure out a way to eliminate hospital bacteria? As you probably expect, I’ve got some ideas. You work in a hospital?

This is your new keychain:

This is your new paperweight:

This is your new toilet paper:And this? Well this is your new uniform: