Good Lord People!

I’m thinking the local news station is going to have to issue a PSA regarding proper safety when caught in a lightning storm, with the number one rule being:

Do NOT, under any freaking circumstances seek shelter under a tree.

It was bad enough it happened at the family reunion, but now these motorcyclists are unlucky as well.

Again, Burghers, listen to me. . . . in the event of a storm, do NOT, under any freaking circumstances seek shelter under a tree, which might as well be a lightning rod.

Am I the only one that learned that in elementary school?!





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