Annoying Burgher of the Week

Loyal readers, please give a nice round of applause to the first celebrity Annoying Burgher of the Week, who the local media likes to call “Wexford’s own” Christina Aguilera.

I have lots of respect for Ms. Aguilera’s blatantly obvious talent, determination, and her ability to overcome what had to be a shittyrific childhood; however, this does NOT give her the right to diss other people so shamelessly, even if that other person happens to be limitedly talented, skankariffic Britney Spears.

What did Ms. Aguilera say?

“She’s let herself go. I can’t see a comeback on the cards.”

Okay, first, equating “letting herself go” to being eight months pregnant is JUST NOT COOL. Most pregnant women, by the time they hit their eighth month, usually look like a Macy’s parade balloon.

Secondly, dear, the phrase is “IN the cards” as in tarot cards, not “ON the cards” as in boogers. And don’t try to tell me that in the UK they say “ON the cards”, because you are from WEXFORD madame!

I don’t know what’s sadder, that Ms. Aguilera went out of her way to diss Britney so publicly, or the fact that I am DEFENDING FREAKING BRITNEY SPEARS!!

This is really a new low for me. Sigh.

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