- Because every baby wants to have a worm-alien crawl out of their head for Halloween!
- I’m going to go with: A fish.
- Yeah, Mothers-in-law can be like that — always buying scary crap for your kids. I wonder if she also got the child one of these?
- Yeah, good luck with that. If only. Damn, I’m hot.
- And this keychain? Totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK. But a TOTALLY awesome gift for your next bachelorette or bachelor party.
And I didn’t even touch the dudes that are selling the insane S&M stuff out of the Burgh. Mostly because I have no idea what 99% of the crap is supposed to be used for. All I know is that just by looking at the pictures, I wanted my mommy.