Hines Ward called me* and said two very important things: 1. I am beautiful (which I thought was pretty arrogant of him to call himself beautiful like that), and 2. I’m returning to the Stillerz!
You know how concerned I’ve been about this.
I may, MAY shed an actual tear!
* Oh, you just HAD to look for the disclaimer didn’t you. Fine. He didn’t really call me; he called Bill Cowher. Let’s not split hairs here.