Work for Bob, Wear What you Want! (as long as you’re hot)

Hmm. I’m looking at this here picture of Bob O’Conner (barring an unforeseen skeleton jamming its way out of his closet, the next mayor of the Burgh) and two of his staffers, and I’m just trying my hardest to figure out what the dress code is for working for Bobby. Hey, if I can wear a tight tanktop cami and jeans to work AND work for the mayor, I’d do it. Or do I have to dress in a suit like the chick sitting down is doing? Hmm? Or is it as long as I am hot I can wear whatever the hell I want?

Where do I send my resume? I’m pretty hot.


  1. s
    August 18, 2005 11:15 am

    Bob’s getting old.

    I mean they are pretty. But I was thinking he would be more of a well… take any random scene from the movie “Secretary”.

    you know.. he’d be Mr. Grey, they would be Ms. Halloway…

    Yeah.. I could totally see Bob trying to get his groove on.

  2. Henry
    August 18, 2005 11:23 am

    Inverse proportional I think its called—hotter you are–less clothes Bob makes you wear.
    You need to apply–Bring your bikini, though.

  3. pittgirl
    August 18, 2005 11:26 am

    Aw. Henry! Ya big cutie! Thanks. But Bob would have to get in line behind Hines Ward and Matt Lamanna, not to mention Sidney Crosby. They all want me too.