So we thought the Post had decided on “The Downtown Flood” for the title of the freakish incident on Wednesday.
We were wrong. Seems they’ve encountered a bit of indecision, likely born out of jealousy over the genius title thought up by Fester.
Today they’ve named it, with CAPITAL letters, my friends: The Great Water Main Break!
Whoa! That is like, deep. They’re going to have a power surge if they aren’t careful, what with all the incredible creative energy they’ve got floating around at the PG. One flood. Two names. They are blazing trails over there!