Forget about the pay raise!
We’ve got to lobby the State of Pennsylvania (er, excuse me, the COMMONWEALTH of Pennsylania) on another matter entirely.
I’m pretty confident that this logo on a thong would sell like hotcakes on CafePress.
Or maybe a baby creeper with this one:
I think I’m going to be rich.
Well, this AND the fact that I charge $650,000 per minute.