Her FREAKING PET?!
You mean to tell me that there are states outlawing Pit Bulls yet it is perfectly okay if my neighbor decides to house an alligator in her backyard, even if CATS (cats!) keep accidentally allowing the thing to escape?
Do you know that American Alligators typically grow to 14 feet long?
I’m so confused.
I kept waiting for the line in the story that goes something like this, “The alligator’s owner was distraught to learn that her beloved pet would have to be donated to the Pittsburgh Zoo due to the fact that like any sane state, keeping alligators as pets is illegal in Pennsylvania.”
WHERE IS THAT SENTENCE?!?