The Monday Morning “Why?”

  1. Why did that nice and seemingly well-to-do mother of two cute little blonde-haired girls whip out her boobie in plain sight to nurse her 14-month-old on the bus last Friday?
  2. Why does it seem that the man that hands out the Trib P.M. in front of Eckerd spends more time giving secret handshakes to passerbys and praying with them than he does actually handing out the paper, which has caused people to just take them from the pile at his feet?
  3. Why is he getting paid to do that?
  4. Why is my bus always 1/2 hour late on Monday?
  5. And why is it always either the really really fat driver or the really really old driver that is running late?
  6. Why did they put a visible digital speedometer machine right in front of the entrance to the Squirrel Hill Tunnels heading into the city?
  7. Why don’t they realize that this is only going to cause people to slow down even MORE before the tunnels, and we need people to SPEED up through the tunnels?
  8. Why when I drove in this morning (didn’t want to wait for the bus) did it read that the man in front of me was going a whopping 35 mph in a 55 mph zone?
  9. Why do I hate that man?
  10. Why can’t Dunkin Donuts make a latte that doesn’t taste like 16 ounces of syrup with a smidge of coffee in it?
  11. Why do I think that KDKA morning anchor Sonni Abatta has like the coolest chick name ever?

Why, indeed.


  1. Anonymous
    September 19, 2005 10:32 am

    12. Why is the general Pittsburgh populace obsessed with seeing her without attire by searching on “sonni abatta naked”

    Oh, wait… I think I know the answer to that one.


  2. pittgirl
    September 20, 2005 10:00 am

    Well, you got me curious so I Googled “Sonni Abatta naked” and saw that Tunesmith and Anthony are quite the fans of hers.