The weirdest “lost” listing ever

From the PG:
This raises a few questions with me:

  • How do you steal a porch swing and no one sees you do it?
  • Who steals a porch swing?
  • Who steals a large, rusted, broken porch swing with chipped paint?
  • Who puts a reward for information leading to the recovery of such a porch swing and pays money to have it listed in the PG?

The only answer is that there is a map to a hidden treasure carved into the flats. The only answer.

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