More Weird Pittsburghers on eBay

Welcome to the latest installment of “Weird Pittsburghers on eBay”

1. Animal cracker porn, baby!
2. Are there really people out there that need this service? First, how stupid do you need to be to be unable to come up with an excuse and secondly, how stupid do you need to be to cheat on your spouse? Not cool.
3. Honestly, I don’t see the “ridiculously attractive” factor here, but maybe he’s one of those people you have to see in person. And hey, apparently lots of local ladies went for it. He sold for over 20 bucks and lives where I do, so if I see this guy around, I’m totally interviewing him. He does score points in that he loves the Olive Garden, because if I ate the way I REALLY wanted to when given a basket of their bread sticks, well, it wouldn’t be very pretty.
4. If I had a dime for every time somebody asked me if they could have the contents of my junk drawer … I would have zero dimes, and this lady got zero bids.
5. $150? You know, sometimes I get the sneaking suspicion that Pittsburgh if just full of geniuses like this guy. Anybody know him?
6. Holy shit. This is freakin’ hilarious. I laughed out loud every time I looked at his awesome hair! That IS “super-fabulous!” and totally worth the five bucks that won it. This little guy needs to be sitting on my desk at work.


  1. "Alice"
    September 23, 2005 10:51 am

    Read some of your blog, pretty funny.

    There was a show about e-bay here in the UK the other night and the presenter decided to see if anything could be sold on e-bay, so he went out to the seaside and picked up some old, torn, worn-out rope. Did all the bits of putting it on e-bay for auction, and actually got rid of it all. Since he paid nuthin’ for the rope, he made a 100% profit. Heh.

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