So if you’ve been downtown lately, you have realized that the Jews for Jesus are out in force. And by “in force” I mean “on every stinking corner.” They’re wearing blue shirts and carrying black bags emblazoned with “Jews for Jesus” on them.
I have been offered the same blue pamphlet a couple dozen times, three just this morning on my two-block walk from my bus to my building. There were two people on every corner of Grant.
I have no beef with the Jews for Jesus. I’m just really really getting tired of trying to avoid having to take more pamphlets out of courtesy. I’ve given up and now have a nice collection of blue “I Don’t Believe in Prostelyzing” pamphlets.
So if you need one and haven’t been lucky enough to have been handed one yet, I’ll be handing them out in front of the William Penn Hotel tomorrow morning. I’ll be the hot chick running from the pigeons.