Yesterday as I left my building (mine, all mine), there was a Jew for Jesus stationed on the corner. Of course, my friendliness and desire to be liked required that I take the blue pamphlet she handed me. I thanked her (I know) and continued walking.
My absolute inability to control my curiosity got the better of me and I looked at the card in my hand. It was not, I repeat NOT a “I Don’t Believe in Prostelyzing” pamphlet! It is about damn time someone started listening to me!
This card was a voting ballot!
So the front of the card looks like this (my answers are marked).
Then I flipped the card over and it informs me that I can’t vote for Mayor right now (I can’t vote for Mayor because I don’t live in the city), but that I CAN cast my “vote for Y’Shua (Jesus).” Also, I should write or call “Choose for Jesus Campaign Headquarters.”
Silly Jews for Jesus, tricks are for scientologists.
But HEY, at least they handed me something different!