The Jews for Jesus Heed PittGirl’s Advice!

Yesterday as I left my building (mine, all mine), there was a Jew for Jesus stationed on the corner. Of course, my friendliness and desire to be liked required that I take the blue pamphlet she handed me. I thanked her (I know) and continued walking.

My absolute inability to control my curiosity got the better of me and I looked at the card in my hand. It was not, I repeat NOT a “I Don’t Believe in Prostelyzing” pamphlet! It is about damn time someone started listening to me!

This card was a voting ballot!

So the front of the card looks like this (my answers are marked).

“That’s interesting,” I thought. Wonder why the Jews for Jesus are so into politics suddenly and encouraging people to vote?

Then I flipped the card over and it informs me that I can’t vote for Mayor right now (I can’t vote for Mayor because I don’t live in the city), but that I CAN cast my “vote for Y’Shua (Jesus).” Also, I should write or call “Choose for Jesus Campaign Headquarters.”

Tricky, tricky!

Silly Jews for Jesus, tricks are for scientologists.

But HEY, at least they handed me something different!


  1. Julie
    September 30, 2005 1:33 pm

    So did you give them the card back? Make sure you chase them down the street yelling, “Ma’am!!!” as you try to insert the ballot into their purse / bag / etc.

  2. pittgirl
    September 30, 2005 2:29 pm

    Awesome. Just awesome. If only the thing wasn’t in my garbage can covered in coffee. On the other hand…