Downtown Pittsburgh. My building (it’s mine I own it). Elevator number 12. This morning. Me and a nice-looking business Joe get on the elevator. Me: Looking hot and holding my latte under my nose so that perhaps the smell alone will give me a little perk. I hit my button to get to my floor [...]
I’ve got a headache today. I blame Bush.
I have heard the Bush administration blamed for LOTS of things, but this is a new one. Real sex ed In reply to Barbara Devine’s Sept. 21 letter “It’s not intercourse,” I believe the reason many teens think that oral sex is not sex is a result of the Bush administration’s push for abstinence-only sex [...]
The funniest thing I saw on TV last night
The funniest thing I saw on TV last night: It was NOT Sawyer, after removing a bullet from his shoulder with his bare hands while floating on a raft out in the middle of Lost-sea, asking Michael if he happened to have a band-aid on him. (Funny) It was NOT Stella on CSI: NY, after [...]
This is my ass
So I went to Kaufmanns this afternoon for the first ever Prescriptives gift time (males, don’t ask) and then headed across the street to Sbarro because a slice of pizza had my name on it. Really, it spelled out PittGirl in pepperoni. Very weird. I digress. As I leave Sbarro, I am enjoying the beautiful [...]
Run for your lives!
I don’t know about you, but NOTHING makes me more motivated to purchase tickets with a newly merged airline, like seeing a lady in a crappy Statue of Liberty costume prancing through the airport with the scariest looking stork I’ve ever seen in my life. Not low ticket prices, not good customer service, not the [...]
