1. If I put a “PittGirl is HOT!” business card on my car, do you think the police will just let me park the damn thing wherever the heck I want? Must try that. Bob must think that his business card qualifies as a “special permit.”
2. I strongly recommend that Bobby’s opponent, you know, whatshisface, should get this framed up HUGE and have it hung in his office, because I can’t imagine another soul on this earth that needs or wants to own this photo for the bargain price of just $135.