So the police nabbed that guy that had been robbing the East End. Turns out they found him having sex with a woman in one of the buildings he robbed. Of course.
And the PG headline writers were obviously given a tad too much time to write a headline for this article because they couldn’t pick just one. So they went with this:
Now, if you can work the words “blow” and “job” into the next headline you write about Bill Clinton and get it by the editors, you will truly have reached the pinnacle of your profession.
Don’t disappoint me now. Consider it a challenge.