The Friday Mid-Morning “Why?”

  1. Why was there like NO traffic on the Parkway East this morning about 9:00 a.m.? This must be Armageddon.
  2. Why do I still feel the urge to ram my SUV into that “This is your speed” sign that stands right before the tunnels?
  3. Why can’t the Penguins win a freaking game already?!
  4. Why did PNC Bank decide to be sucky like that?
  5. Why hasn’t David Conrad called me yet?
  6. Why didn’t the Pirates hire Jim Leyland?
  7. Why is there some guy in Iran that keeps finding my blog by searching for “this is my ass“?
  8. Why does my Tivo keep recording “Kim Possible” for me? I’ve had about enough of her and Ron Stoppable.


  1. Josephine March
    October 14, 2005 11:15 am

    Some of the stuff on your blog almost makes me want to read the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and the Trib Review on a regular basis, and I don’t live anywhere near Pittsburgh.

  2. pittgirl
    October 14, 2005 11:57 am

    Hey, do you think I could get commission if I get lots of new people to subscribe to the papers? Hmm. Must go plot.

  3. Josephine March
    October 14, 2005 2:03 pm

    That’s an idea. It could be a new promotion code for their telephone subscription people. For everyone who uses the promotion code “Pittgirl sent me,” you could get a referral fee.