Poor Rob Owen over at the television entertainment department at the PG. Not only is he constantly bombarded with questions from people who think he controls what is put on their television screens, but he gets voice mails like this:
PHONE CALL OF THE WEEK
“Rob, can you tell me how to dial Channel 2, KDKA? There’s no birds flying around. I’ve been sitting on my porch all day today and yesterday and there are no birds. Did they all go South already? I sit on the porch all the time, and I haven’t seen a bird all this summer it seems like. We’ve always had lots of birds. I’m looking out the window now and I can’t see any birds. Can you find out why?”
That is the funniest thing I have read all week.
You cannot make stuff like that up.