The Wednesday Lunchtime “Why?”

Why are the revolving doors to the Omni William Penn so damn heavy? I’d just like to go in and get my latte without having to manually advance the Kennywood carousel. For real. I’ve seen old people not be able to budge them an inch.
Why does Kelly Frye always look so concerned about everything? [...]

The pigeons. The damn pigeons!

This is quite possibly the article that will make my week. PittGirl is not the ONLY one with a pigeon problem.
In trying to rid a North Side parking garage of problematic pigeons, operators have made the garage sound like a zoo.
Terrell Jefferson, director of facilities for Allegheny General Hospital, which maintains [...]

Christina Aguilera is screwed.

Found this lovely article about a girl that was forced to go to the bathroom and remove her nipple piercings in order to get through the security checkpoint at Pittsburgh International.
Attention, travelers with nipple piercings: If you plan to fly out of Pittsburgh International Airport this holiday season, bring your pliers.
Otherwise, you might miss [...]

What Benny is really thinking.

So once again, our offensive line is just that . . . offensive.
And what the hell was up with a third quarter onside kick? Who gave Bill Cowher stupid pills?

Dad! Look at that dead deer . . . with shoes!

From the PG wire reports:

FRANKLIN, Pa. — A man’s body was apparently mistaken for a dead deer along a state highway, police said.
The body was lying along the road for as long as three days, authorities said. He was wearing tan clothing, which apparently led passing motorists to assume it was a dead deer, [...]