Did you find a watch? You’re in the money now!

Because I care about the financial security of Burghers, and because I know that most people don’t read the personals that are buried in the classifieds, I wish to call your attention to an item that may bring a nice reward if you happened to have found a watch at Halo.

Holy crap. The reward is $5,000!

I would like to recommend to this individual that he or she NOT wear a watch that is worth that much to you at a place where you are likely to squeeze through large crowds, not hear it hit the floor, possibly get too drunk to notice it is missing, etc. That is a watch that you should just wear on special occasions, like Monday Night Football or something.

Golly.





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