I spy weird Burghers.

So yesterday on my bus home, we were stopped on Liberty.

There was a man in his sixties probably, standing on the sidewalk waiting for his bus. He was smoking. And he was drinking a McDonald’s coffee. Had to be coffee. It was in the McDonald’s cup; there is a McDonald’s around the corner, and there was steam escaping the cup.

Every time he sipped his coffee, he would swish the drink around in his mouth and through his teeth. Kind of like he was trying to return Jello to its original liquid form. I KNOW you know what I’m talking about.

I’m thinking: smoking and using your coffee as a mouth rinse? That Burgher has GOT to have teeth like butter . . . you know, yellow.

Weird, weird Burgher.





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