I don’t know anything about what it must feel like to have Super Glue on male privates (although my grandmother once Super Glued her lips together because she thought the Super Glue tube was Blistex) ; however, I imagine the average guy would rather have all of his toenails pulled out with tweezers than go through what this guy did.
Was he naked when he walked that mile to Sheetz? Even if he wasn’t, he totally should win every stinking cent he asks for. And what do you suppose the hospital had to do to fix the problem?
She SUPER GLUED his privates! I’m not quite sure how strong Super Glue really is, but I do know that it is strong enough to bond a man wearing a construction hat to a steel beam (remember that commercial?).
UPDATE: Oh, holy crap! It gets worse. The Trib was kind enough to give details:
O’Toole glued Slaby’s penis to his stomach and glued his rectum shut while using nail polish to paint his hair and write a profanity on his body, according to court records.
This lady was pissed!