What NOT to use Super Glue for.


I don’t know anything about what it must feel like to have Super Glue on male privates (although my grandmother once Super Glued her lips together because she thought the Super Glue tube was Blistex) ; however, I imagine the average guy would rather have all of his toenails pulled out with tweezers than go through what this guy did.

Was he naked when he walked that mile to Sheetz? Even if he wasn’t, he totally should win every stinking cent he asks for. And what do you suppose the hospital had to do to fix the problem?

She SUPER GLUED his privates! I’m not quite sure how strong Super Glue really is, but I do know that it is strong enough to bond a man wearing a construction hat to a steel beam (remember that commercial?).

UPDATE: Oh, holy crap! It gets worse. The Trib was kind enough to give details:

O’Toole glued Slaby’s penis to his stomach and glued his rectum shut while using nail polish to paint his hair and write a profanity on his body, according to court records.

This lady was pissed!


  1. Henry
    November 3, 2005 12:52 pm

    Maybe she was going to put a construction worker on there.
    Who knows….

  2. Amos_thePokerCat
    November 3, 2005 6:44 pm

    Seems to be the prank of the moment.

    RMN: Home Depot sued after man was glued to toilet

    “Home Depot is defending a lawsuit filed by a man who claims the chain’s Louisville store ignored his cries for help after he fell victim to a prank and was glued to a toilet seat.”

  3. blee1
    November 4, 2005 8:56 am

    A firend of mine who is a Resident has a story like this.

    To keep it short, a man who had been married for 40+ yrs.. well he and the misses decide they’ve had enough kids and he should wear a condom. Being that he knows nothing about them he goes and buys them from the super market. Well… he buy the XXL one’s.. you know… the one’s for the guys who also like to give girls tonsolectomies at the same time.

    Well.. he’s average.. so it’s not staying on… so he and the misses thing.. “Glue it on”. And what did they use? Super glue. yeah. Super glue… and a condom… and those condoms.. they have that nice reservoir at the end.

    Um.. ouch.

    true story.

  4. pittgirl
    November 4, 2005 10:08 am

    That is a new one. Willingly and KNOWINGLY placing super glue on one’s own flesh. At least my grandma had two excuses, she thought it was blistex and she was 82 when she did it. Old people get leeway on stupid stuff.

  5. LectricLarry
    January 2, 2008 1:57 pm

    My wife doesn’t like the taste of semen. So, she uses Super Glue to close the end of my cock. After I’ve reached orgasm, she uses a bit of nail polish remover to soften and release the Super Glue.
    It’s quite fun actually!

    Her labia might be next…just for fun you know!

    Lectric Larry