If Rick Santorum hit on Dakota Fanning . . .


From an article in Saturday’s PG:

Derrick Kenrick spent two years cultivating a relationship with a 13-year-old Washington County girl from his home in Rome, Ga., both online and on the telephone. He told her his name was “Dirk,” and that he was 19 years old. Later, he told her he was 22. But when he showed up at her home in August 2004, he was actually 49. Despite his being more than three times the girl’s age, her parents allowed her to date Mr. Kenrick.

I don’t quite know what to say to this, but if I could put into words the feelings running through my heart, it would go something like this: “Bad parents! Bad, bad parents! No treat for you!”

13 to 49. That is Dakota Fanning (11) to Rick Santorum (47). Ew.

Also, I bet this is how rumors get started. So if you hear a rumor that Rick Santorum hit on Dakota Fanning, I think we all know who to thank.





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