Waiting for my bus yesterday, I spotted another weird Burgher. A hot weird Burgher. She was tall, blond, very good looking. You need a visual to understand why this particular sighting cracked my shit up and what better way to illustrate a hot, thin, blonde than with a stick figure?
She was walking down Grant carrying an open umbrella and talking on her cellphone.
Oh, and did I mention that it wasn’t raining? I mean, it was raining maybe 15 minutes earlier, but it wasn’t even sprinkling now.
Question: How does a HUGE golf-sized umbrella become inverted and you not feel it happen?