It must be “Stupid Criminal Day” here in the Burgh.
- Genius. Simply genius. It looks like someone learned something from the idiot that tried to hide IN a couch. I bet his foot was poking out.
- It could be worse for him. He could have been the scaredy-cat criminal that fled in fear from a thrown credit card machine.
- Somebody had a fun night. $4.35 and some porn. Know what costs about $4.35? Condoms.
Once again, criminals amuse me.