So county councilman Ed Kress wants to offer the name of the airport to any company willing to shell out $50 million.
Just what we need. Another corporately branded building. Some possibilities:
The 84 Lumber Nemacolin Hardy Magerko International Airport
Heinz Field: Not THAT Heinz Field
The Teresa Heinz Kerry International Airport: Shove it!
PNC International: For just ten dollars extra, you can ride the escalator!
The Christina Aguilera Airstrip: Dirrty!
Ariba Airport: Arriba! Abajo! Al Centro! Pa Dentro!
Fifth Third International Airport: TOTALLY* free parking!
Rolling Rock Field: Pilots drink free!