The Wednesday Lunchtime “Why?”

  1. Why are the revolving doors to the Omni William Penn so damn heavy? I’d just like to go in and get my latte without having to manually advance the Kennywood carousel. For real. I’ve seen old people not be able to budge them an inch.
  2. Why does Kelly Frye always look so concerned about everything? Today, I thought she was going to shed tears over two school closings due to water main break and power outage.
  3. Why did Woy disappear? Did the hookah get to him? Or is he still in New Orleans doing good deeds?
  4. Why am I, for the first time EVER, a little bit scared of the Cincinnati Bengals?
  5. Why did you park at the Mon Wharf? If you did? Go get your car buddy. It’s flooded.




5 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    December 2, 2005 12:05 am

    While I wish I could claim I’ve been recovering from Burning Man, eating peyote in the desert and maintaining a harem of B-list celebrity actresses for ravaging nights on end… it’s nothing nearly as fun.

    I am, quite frankly, a bit of a shitbag who spent time with family over Thanksgiving and have had a bad cold all week.

    I am still alive, Pittgirl, though I will be going to New Orleans soon to assist with Katrina-related technology efforts.

    I owe you one for being so slow and you being so patient… the final portion of our talk will make the light of day, I promise.

    -Woy



  2. pittgirl
    December 5, 2005 12:37 pm

    Actually, if you never publish part two of the interview, it could be like “The Lost PittGirl Interview” and when I die it could be mysteriously “uncovered” and then we could reveal my true identity and then …



  3. Anonymous
    December 6, 2005 12:17 am

    That would make you Deep Throat, wouldn’t it?

    -Woy



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