Are you all ready for the snow tonight?! Did you go to Sam’s Club and buy ferris wheel sized rolls of toilet paper? Did you buy some chickens so that you can get eggs in case we’re snowed in for six weeks? Is your emergency kit ready? Are you ready for your regularly scheduled programs to be broken into at the worst times and then have the local newscasters look all concerned while they tell you that … oh, my God, it’s SNOWING in PA! And they’ll used words like “Storm Shield of Safety” … “Severe Weather Center” … “Run for your lives”.
Sometimes, I think someone picked the Burgh up and put it in Miami. How else do you explain the hysteria that grips the city each time more than half an inch of snow falls? I blame the weather guys and the media. Just look at today’s headlines: