The offensive line must have been tracked down by “Missing Persons”, and it is about time.
PittGirl cannot tell you how thankful I am that I decided to send someone else to “enjoy” my tickets on the 40 yard line. Sitting in a blizzard? Yeah, no thanks.
Irregardless (yes), did you guys see the Week in the Life of Jerome Bettis on FOX prior to the game? Jerome Bettis was walking down his stairs like my dead grandmother used to at the age of 85. I am not exaggerating. I know I do sometimes, but this? Not one of those times. I am saying that if you put Jerome and my now-dead grandmother at the top of those steps and had them both walk down them as fast as they could, Jerome would have been watching my grandmother’s ass the whole way down.
And in the interview he mulled over whether or not he should retire, considering he can barely walk, the only part on his whole body that doesn’t hurt is his toes, and he spends more time in the trainer’s office (three times a day) than he does at home. Jerome, baby, I said to the TV, let me help you. The answer to that question is a big fat YES.
Then I watched him play and now I’m not so sure. He does rock, that one.