Weird Burghers on eBay: Volume “I’ve lost count”

Good morning, Burghers. Cold enough for you? Hah-hah! Don’t you just want to smack people that say shit like that?

It’s been a while since we last visited the awesomely weird Burghers selling freakishly weird things on eBay.

Come away with me, won’t you? I’d like to think the temperature in the universe of eBay is a balmy 85 degrees.

1. Proving once again the ingenious nature of the Burgher … is this dude.
2. $.99 for your dog’s $.02? Uh, no.
3. Dumbass.
4. This made me chuckle, yet I don’t know why because it doesn’t make any damn sense.
5. I’m really glad that this seller was sure to add the “Doing It” to the title, to help us identify that Santa and Mrs. Claus are really DOING IT! Go see Santa and Mrs. Claus DOING IT in the bathtub. Or, you know, just look at that picture up top of this post.


  1. Anonymous
    December 13, 2005 1:39 pm

    Oh yeah I’m savin that one!

    Chef Mike

  2. trinity
    December 13, 2005 4:59 pm

    i liked the letter. and i feel like i might know that guy, actually.

  3. Anonymous
    December 15, 2005 10:56 am

    I’ve purchased from revrico before. Good seller.