That’s Mrs. B to you.

Wexford’s-own latina (again, roll eyes here, damn it! I always forget I like her now. Don’t roll your eyes), Xtina, is keeping her maiden name as a stage name only, but is officially changing her name to Christina Bratman, completely erasing her latin heritage. Next thing you know, she’ll refuse to speak her native Spanish!

You should also know that her friends have taken to calling her “Mrs. B” and as Burghers, I think we can say we are her friends and therefore we should all start calling her Mrs. B too. Actually, I might call her Xtina B, because that just rings.

Also? How the hell did this dude, who is quite simply an unattractive version of Zach Braff, manage to snag Xtina B? I just do not get it. I’m going with voodoo.


  1. Anonymous
    December 15, 2005 12:52 pm

    I’ve been a big fan of Christine for a long time. One of the few pop stars who can actually sing. I cannot understand the attraction there, dude is fugly!

    Chef Mike

  2. blee1
    December 15, 2005 1:26 pm

    It gues us ugly guys false hope.

    It shouldn’t be allowed.

    Just like all those damn 80’s teen movies…

    The nerd DOES NOT get the girl in the end.

  3. pittgirl
    December 15, 2005 1:31 pm

    Sloan, I KNOW you are not referring to yourself as ugly, seeing as I noticed your latest photo on your blog.

  4. blee1
    December 15, 2005 3:15 pm

    oh um.. you check my blog? um…

    yeah.. that pictures old.

    .. i’m bigger ;)

    lol.. sorry I have serious self esteem issues.

  5. pittgirl
    December 15, 2005 3:28 pm

    You seriously do, my friend. Smokin’! And remember, I’m an expert in hotness.

  6. blee1
    December 15, 2005 3:38 pm

    *blush* thanks.

    Now to only figure out what you look like.. lol…

  7. Julie_Gong
    December 16, 2005 9:09 am

    Xtina B does have a nice ring to it! And I think Mr B looks like a rat.

  8. pittgirl
    December 16, 2005 9:21 am

    Xtina B. She should totally call her next album that.