Wexford’s-own latina (again, roll eyes here, damn it! I always forget I like her now. Don’t roll your eyes), Xtina, is keeping her maiden name as a stage name only, but is officially changing her name to Christina Bratman, completely erasing her latin heritage. Next thing you know, she’ll refuse to speak her native Spanish!
You should also know that her friends have taken to calling her “Mrs. B” and as Burghers, I think we can say we are her friends and therefore we should all start calling her Mrs. B too. Actually, I might call her Xtina B, because that just rings.
Also? How the hell did this dude, who is quite simply an unattractive version of Zach Braff, manage to snag Xtina B? I just do not get it. I’m going with voodoo.