That's Church

Burghers, I admit it. I went to Wendy Bell’s baby blog again today. Obviously I need help.

But my God, her latest entry includes:

1. “Barfarama”
2. Totally and fantastically dissing the Penguins
3. “I’m ready to start drinking”

And other such light humor.

Nothing as good as “basting my cervix with his sperm,” but still … pretty good reading.