THIS is news?

Finally got three minutes away from the neverending PittGirl Family Christmas of Food, Fun, and Friends to check out the local headlines when I saw this:

This is news, PittGirl? I asked myself.

Surely, when I click on this here link, I’m going to hear about how TODAY, Lynndie England burned 99 percent of her body in 9th degree burns in an accident that called for six different fire companies and religious experts determining that the this fire was so firey that the very fires of hell had touched Lynndie England. THAT would be news, after all.

So I clicked.

Good Lord.

She got splattered THREE WEEKS AGO, was told to put ice on it and was sent back “home” to prison.

And Burghers? She had to ASK for burn ointment. Oh, the shame.

Again. This is news?

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