That's Church

There are craploads of lame Pittsburgh items for sale on CafePress.

Crap like this.

However, PittGirl knows awesome when she sees it and THIS slogan is awesome:

My only question: Why can’t I get this on a thong? :D UPDATE: AND NOW I CAN.

Either way, I might have to buy this shirt and mail it to David Conrad. He should own this.

So should every person that works at Primanti’s.