Can I still get some sex here?

So you buy a building that formerly housed a well-known “massage” parlor … you know, a sex parlor basically.

You decide to put a cute little business in that building in which you will sell lotions, gift baskets, and Christmas stuff.

What to call my business so that people can be SURE that this is no longer a sex parlor? Hmm.

I’ve got it!

The Natural Embrace! Yes. Nothing about that suggests anything untoward.

And this lady is surprised that old nasty guys still show up looking for sex?

“Oh yeah, men still come in … and you would be surprised that they’re mostly old men. At first, it was three, four, sometimes five a day, but it’s not as frequent now,” McCartney said.

On the other hand, I get the feeling that she could have called her store, “The Cute Little Bunny Store of Bibles” and old guys would still show up for sex.


  1. Julie_Gong
    January 13, 2006 9:09 am

    This is the funniest thing ever. I wonder why no belives this ladys ‘Natural Embrace’ is legit? Maybe because even after the whore houses would get shut down another one would just open up in its place.

    I went to college near there and the people you would see going in and out of that place was amazing.

    I actually just drove by it yesterday and it still looks like a ‘you want happy finish’ kind of place.