Doc, I’ve got Steelers Fever

Did you cut your finger on a needle while darning your worn Terrible Towel and then watched as black and gold blood dripped out of your flesh?

The Convention and Visitor’s Bureau needs you, baby!

PITTSBURGH, Jan. 11 /PRNewswire/ — Steelers fans have long professed to bleed black and gold. Now, the search is on to find the most die-hard fan in Steelers Nation.

The Greater Pittsburgh Convention & Visitors Bureau (GPCVB) is looking for the biggest Steelers fan in the country. Not necessarily in size, but in spirit. To that end, the GPCVB is holding a Biggest Steelers Fan contest to determine just who is the biggest Steelers fan in Steelers Nation.

I don’t need to tell you that the employees of the GPCVB are pissed as all get out that they aren’t eligible to win Steelers socks (last paragraph).

Somebody needs to tell the GPCVB that this has been done. Here, here, here, and maybe six thousand other places (my money’s on the dude with the tattoo…awesome! Nothing says, BIGGEST STEELERS FAN like the permanent burning of images on your very flesh).

And my God, Burghers! Steeler fever is nuts right now.

Even Danny Onorato has caught the bug with his TERRIBLE TREE, which I haven’t gone to see yet. Maybe today.

Now, if we can just figure out a way to win this damn game. What with Tony Dungy et al putting out a bulletin begging Indy ticket holders NOT TO SELL YOUR TICKETS TO A STEELERS FAN.

PittGirl has no desire to watch Hines Ward weep again, so really, we must win this game.

image via PG

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