The Pittsburgh Penguins number one fan … is nuts.

I’m a fan of the Real Madrid. I don’t really catch many of their games, but I think we can all agree that Becks is quite fun to look at.

Or, if you’re a guy, you could just enjoy looking at Posh’s ready-to-‘splode dress.

You know what I’m going to do?

Save my money. Quit my job. Move to Madrid without arranging any place to stay and even though I don’t know a soul that lives in Madrid. Then, I’m going to score tickets to every Madrid game and become their number one fan until the Real Madrid takes notice of me and puts a big fat article about me on their webpage.

Sounds perfectly sane, don’t you think?

Yeah, right. This dude? Is nuts.

Hall arrived in Pittsburgh on Oct. 30 with no place to stay or any area contacts.

But hey, at least when people ask him what he does for a living, he gets the fun of watching their faces scrunch up in confusion when he says, “I go to Penguins games.”

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