Monthly Archives: January 2006

Wexford’s own nutcase/demon-possessed lunatic brings PittGirl back

Okay, before I hop on my flight to the sunny beaches of Cancun, I had to post just one quick thing.

Anyone watch American Idol auditions last night?

Anyone notice the barefoot nutball David Hoover at the end who seemed to have been possessed with the weird dance stylings and demonic gyrations of Alanis Morrisette, the demonic faces of Linda Blair, and the voice of the devil … on crack?

Yeah, he’s from Wexford.

Who knows him? You can see a great photo of his insanity right here. Is he really like that? Just … no way. You can scroll down a bit and watch the video as well. Just be warned. It could like totally give you a seizure.

AND he got picked to go to Hollywood because Paula and Randy wanted to spite Simon. This should be interesting.


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Buh-bye, Burgh.

See this?

That is Cancun and that’s where I’ll be the remainder of the week and up until the end of next week.

Therefore, no blogging from PittGirl until next Friday.

Try not to freak out.


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PittGirl’s new coffee obsession

PittGirl loves her coffee. My obsessions have swung from a plain Starbucks vanilla coffee to the pumpkin spice latte to the eggnog chai latte to the chai tea latte.

The local Brueggers, at least the one on Grant, is now selling a flavored coffee (a large will put you out $1.62) called Golden French Toast, which has just a hint of maple and whatnot. This coffee totally tastes like French Toast. Without the carbs, though.

Go try it.

While we’re talking Bruegger’s, help me out Mellonites. When PittGirl interned her summers home from Texas, I would regularly walk past Bruegger’s with my younger sister who was also interning in the downtown area. We would some days walk past a man that was either walking toward Brueggers, was in Brueggers, or was leaving Brueggers and heading toward Mellon. He’s still around. He always just gets coffee. Actually, “man” doesn’t do him justice. More like an Adonis. Tall (at least 6′ 3″), olivey skin, straight black hair that he used to wear a bit longer and now isn’t quite so long, always dressed in a suit. At the time I first started seeing him, he was probably in his early 30s and is now in his late 30s. And just smokin’ hot.

I wonder who he is and why he’s not been named one of Pittsburgh’s 25 Hottest. Oh, wait. I know why not. Cause Pittsburgh’s 25 Hottest are ugly people.


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The Pittsburgh Penguins number one fan … is nuts.

I’m a fan of the Real Madrid. I don’t really catch many of their games, but I think we can all agree that Becks is quite fun to look at.


Or, if you’re a guy, you could just enjoy looking at Posh’s ready-to-‘splode dress.

You know what I’m going to do?

Save my money. Quit my job. Move to Madrid without arranging any place to stay and even though I don’t know a soul that lives in Madrid. Then, I’m going to score tickets to every Madrid game and become their number one fan until the Real Madrid takes notice of me and puts a big fat article about me on their webpage.

Sounds perfectly sane, don’t you think?

Yeah, right. This dude? Is nuts.

Hall arrived in Pittsburgh on Oct. 30 with no place to stay or any area contacts.

But hey, at least when people ask him what he does for a living, he gets the fun of watching their faces scrunch up in confusion when he says, “I go to Penguins games.”


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I see you your tattoo and I raise you the stopping of my very own heart.

Well, this will teach Jerome Bettis to never, ever, ever fumble again (of course, we are all aware that “never, ever, ever” is likely just one or two games at most because our boy Jerome needs to retire).

This man’s heart STOPPED, as in ceased to beat, when Jerome fumbled. My father had hives from it, my brother in law became stunned into an alternate reality, my hot sister almost cried, my mother left the room, my three year old nephew said, “WTF?!?” and as for me … I’ve kind of blocked that part of the game out.

But this man beats ALL. His heart stopped.

I know you’re all thinking what PittGirl is thinking, right? Right?!

Greater Pittsburgh Convention and Visitor’s Bureau? I think you’ve found your “Biggest Steeler Fan.”

Because despite what I said about the permanent burning of images into your flesh putting one in the running for “Biggest Steeler Fan,” I think the disabling of a vital organ in response to a Jerome Bettis fumble is representative of a much more dedicated fan.


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