You know what? I’m not even going to click to read this article on kdka.com because I bet it will never ever be as hilariously and ridiculously awesome as I’ve made it out to be in my head. “‘Scuse me? Do you have a microwave in which I can heat up this severed penis?”
My bus driver is going to die … Imminently.
My bus driver is fat. Seriously. I’m not trying to be mean here or to insult all fat people, but if you yourself weigh 250 pounds and you saw my bus driver, you would go, “OMG. HUGE!” For real. He is seriously obese. If I had to guess, I’d say at least 350 lbs. He’s [...]
Can one die from an overdose of cutie-pie-ness?
Want to see the cutest, the coolest, the most adorable three-year-old Korean to ever visit the Burgh? Click here. I almost died from an overdose of cutie-pie-ness. Hey, it takes some serious machismo to be able to pull off wearing a “Curly Sue” hat like that. Talk about being secure in his masculinity. Maddox Jolie-Pitt [...]
PittGirl gives a Pirates quiz!
Match up time! Put the captions with the right photos! A. An American Idol group sing final pose featuring jazz hands … gone horribly wrong. B. A tree. A mighty tree. A mighty gay tree. C. The reason the Pirates will never have a winning season again. Good luck!
PittGirl will kiss a pigeon.
Are you a busy busy Burgher bee whose time is a precious commodity? Do you snip and snip minutes throughout the day in order to ensure you have enough time to complete your tasks? Are continuously hindered in your time-saving efforts due to the incredibly time-consuming task of actually having to swipe your debit card [...]
