Sex-AY Burghers on Craigslist

I hadn’t checked out Pittsburgh’s Craigslist in a while, and decided to peruse perchance David Conrad was desperately seeking to contact me. Yeah, he wasn’t.

However there are some dudes looking for love, and ladies, you need to know about them before someone else snatches them up:

1. I guess this guy has zero friends and therefore just walks around snapping pictures of himself with his camera phone. SEX-ay! I especially like the one in the clothing store.
2. I read this guys profile and thought, “My, what an interesting fellow!” PittGirl likes the word “fellow”. I got to the bottom and looked at his side-by-side mugshot-worthy photos and thought, “My, what a creepy looking fellow!” He’s what I picture the scariest of serial killers to look like…unassuming with an evil undertone.


3. This misunderstood romantic is a poet at heart he says. He misses writing poems he says. And seeing as he has such a way with words, spelling, and grammar, I’d like to imagine if he was to write PittGirl a poem, it would go something like this.

Long, dark kurlie hair. It is hot.
Do u have a fan?
Soft, soft, soft, soft skin
Do u want 2 due it?

Anywhere, PittGirl.
Dosent matter wear, o, PittGirl.
U put the words in my heart
and they come out of my mouf and I put em on paper.
Do u want 2 due it?

Sex-AY!





4 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    February 8, 2006 1:33 am

    I have no idea how I found your blog or what I am doing here but I am best friends with that dudes ex girlfriend.

    That boy is into some weirddddd things!



  2. pittgirl
    February 8, 2006 9:32 am

    I assume you’re talking about the crazy looking artist?



  3. Anonymous
    February 9, 2006 2:59 pm

    No, the Mr. I take pictures of myself in the mirror and have no friends.



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