I have a PhD in making shit up.

Dick Skrinjar, Mayor O’Connor’s chief of making shit up, has to be feeling a little squirmy today.

Yesterday I read an article in which Dick, Mayor O’Connor’s chief of making shit up, said that arrangements were made with Cincinnati’s mayor to have him make good on the bet to tour the Burgh when Cincinnati visits the Steelers next football season, rather than make the visit immediately.

Obviously completely devoid of real work, the Mayor of Cincinnati’s staff ISSUED A HUMOROUS PRESS RELEASE … Let me say that again … ISSUED. A. PRESS. RELEASE. to say that no such arrangements had been made or conversations of that sort took place. He says that he is ready to visit the Burgh, has a bus of staff loaded up, and had called the Mayor’s office several times to make arrangements. Calls were not returned.

Dick Skrinjar, Mayor O’Connor’s chief of making shit up, then responded with, “We’re sorry their messages got lost under tons of congratulatory mail and calls … I’ll call the (Cincinnati) mayor and his aides during the Super Bowl and advise them of the plan.”

Dick Skrinjar, Mayor O’Connor’s chief of making shit up, seems to be a pretty funny guy.





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