How ridiculous does Hines Ward feel sitting next to a helmet-wearing Mickey Mouse while sporting gold mouse ears that are perched crookedly atop his cute bald head?
A. Nancy Kerrigan ridiculous.
B. Dan Onorato trying to lead the “Here we Go” song at the Heinz Field pep rally but not knowing the actual words after “Here we go” and having to have Bob Pompeani step in and finish it … ridiculous.
C. Sonni Abatta after I tell her that people keep finding my blog by Googling “Sonnie Abatta toes” … ridiculous.
D. Ben “Drink like a Champion” Roethlisberger after being caught pouring booze down a mediocre-looking Duquesne co-ed’s throat … ridiculous.
E. Sally Wiggin, upon the close of Joe Denardo’s cold weather forecast, closing out the broadcast with, “And speaking of ‘frigid’, I’m Sally Wiggin and goodnight from all of us at WTAE.”… ridiculous. (I swear it happened, like ten years ago and made a blooper real on Dick Clark’s blooper show. I swear. Does anyone else remember that?)