I may eat this post later if I find out that the owners of this local company are set to make $6 bajillion this year in revenues; however, this is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in ages!
Do you think there are grade schoolers sitting around the lunch table saying shit like:
“I’ll trade you Jean Fink for Cyril Wecht?”
“Okay, you want Cyril. How about you give me Luke Ravenstahl?”
“She’s hot dude.”
Note: If you’re wondering how PittGirl stumbles upon stuff like this, I was searching for photos of Luke Ravenstahl because I thought I saw him yesterday.
UPDATE: I received an email from an anonymous person who alleges to know the founders. He/she wrote:
Here is perhaps the most offensive part: they received a $9,400 grant as seed money from the Sprout Fund to start that “business.” I find that soooooo offensive. As the old-timers and baby boomers that ruined this city begin to die off and or retire, we have groups like the Sprout Fund replacing them and wasting resources on stupid shit like this with the delusion that this sort of crap is going to revitalize Pittsburgh and help attract and retain young people. But this is typical Pittsburgh, and they probably will make millions on this asinine idea because life really is that damned unfair.