PittGirl is stupid…but hot.

Not often does PittGirl read a headline and say outloud, in her office, with other staff around … “Holy Act 47, Batman!!”

An Act 47, tax-happy, distressed beyond belief, so poor we can’t even pay attention (rimshot) city ended last year with a $15 million surplus?

Someone please explain this to me, because I think someone slipped me a stupid pill in my chai this morning.

Also, some ideas as to what the city is likely to do with that money:

1. NOT reduce taxes.
2. Two words: MORE EYEBALLS!
3. Custom Triangle Logo lapel pins for everyone!
4. NOT give the nonprofits their money back.
5. NOT give the city employees their unlimited Internet use back.
6. Wholesale lot orders of Civic Cards.

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