An article PittGirl will NOT read.

You know what? I’m not even going to click to read this article on because I bet it will never ever be as hilariously and ridiculously awesome as I’ve made it out to be in my head.

“‘Scuse me? Do you have a microwave in which I can heat up this severed penis?”


  1. Anonymous
    February 24, 2006 1:32 pm

    Never mind…it turned out to be a fake that someone was trying to get heated to pass a drug test.

  2. pittgirl
    February 24, 2006 2:09 pm

    Damn it, anonymous! I told you I didn’t want to know. There goes my awesome story I had worked up in my head. I forgive you … if you’re hot. :D

  3. Anonymous
    February 25, 2006 12:10 am

    You know who I thank for this story?

    FOX NEWS! If it wasn’t for 24 Hour overblown factless reports this would have been handled better.

    What I don’t understand is how it got to the news media that it was a real body part…they would know right away that it wasn’t real.

    They said on the news last night at 11 that local hospitals were called to be put on alert…does that seem like a lie now? Or are the McKeesport cops idiots?

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  5. Julie_Gong
    February 27, 2006 12:54 pm

    My friends step-mom is a parole officer and she gave me the full run down of how the ‘fake penis’ works. Its actually kinda amazing and I know that sounds awful. They’re like $300 and you can purchase them on ebay. If you wanted to know which I’m sure you did. I’m going to stop now because I’m just making this way worse.

  6. Anonymous
    February 27, 2006 3:08 pm

    OMG, I need pics, where are the pics!

    Chef Mike

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