Apparently, I had/have the flu.
Stuffy head? Check!
Body aches that make you feel like you went a few rounds with Tonya Harding? Check!
The strong strong desire to take a nice long bath with a plugged in toaster to finally put yourself out of the misery of having to lie on your couch for four days while watching Bob Barker? ……………. CHECK!!!
But enough of me being a sissy baby about it. Let’s put down the toaster and do some math.
Far be it from me to question years and years of research and whatnot, but …
300 million years old? How the hell do you determine that rockish looking hunk is in fact 300 million years old? What if it was actually 299 million years old? You’d still be off by …. one million years!!
Please. I doubt you, you carbon daters you.
Wait, now this article says that carbon dating works for things up to 60,000 years old … or as old as Bob Barker. And that there are ways to determine age up to billions of years by blah blah blah blah BLAH. They lost me after “t=”.
So I’m going to just assume that these dudes are pulling huge numbers out of their asses. Or someone carried one too many ones.
However, if Matt Lamanna wants to call me and explain it to me …