I hate to be constantly going with the “You suck. That sucks. He sucks.” posts, but there seems to be a really really massive amount of suckitude coming out of people lately!
Case in point: The brother of Steeler Tyrone Carter had this decision to make:
1. I can report to jail on time for my six-month sentence for driving with a revoked license, do my time, be home by the middle of Summer and see my three kids off to school and be a father to them.
2. I can ignore my report date, head to Detroit to watch my brother play in the Super Bowl then be sent to jail for five YEARS and not be a father to my children.
He chose option two! Oh my God. When those children of his grow up, I’m sure they will love to hear his explanation that football and his brother were more important to him than being a dad to the children he created. And there’s this:
“Even knowing what I know now, I would do it again,” Mr. Carter said. “It was the greatest game in my life.”
From Tyrone Carter:
“I would have done the same thing,” Tyrone Carter said. Winning the Super Bowl meant “we finally made it together.”
I am actually blowing brain fuse after brain fuse at the gross amount of suckitude that is Tyrone Carter and his brother.
People, please quit spreading the seed of your loins if you aren’t going to take care of the offspring that results from it.
And a record for the shortest ever reign of Annoying Burgher goes to those fabulous moms of yesterday.
Tyrone Carter, your crown is in the mail. I’d give it to your brother, but he’s not technically a Burgher.