I would write a wonderfully witty post about the rifleman that was spotted on the streets of downtown this afternoon; however, I’m paralyzed and unable to do so.
I’m so freaking hilarious.
Know what else is hilarious? That as soon as word of this broke, Bob O’Connor put on a bullet proof vest and headed to the front lines to “check on his wife” who I guess works in the building near where the man was spotted. Ummm. Wasn’t that a bit rash? Didn’t his security people say, “Let’s not put you in the line of fire Mr. Mayor. Here’s my cell phone. Hows about you call your wife?”
I bet he went medieval on their asses.
So by now we all know it was a man with a pellet gun. What I don’t know is if a man with a rifle is a rifleman, is a man with a pellet gun a pelletman? What you don’t know is that I sent that dude down there to shoot the damn pigeons.
Stupid pellet gun is probably going to so screw with my commute home.