PittGirl is paralyzed!

I would write a wonderfully witty post about the rifleman that was spotted on the streets of downtown this afternoon; however, I’m paralyzed and unable to do so.

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I’m so freaking hilarious.

Know what else is hilarious? That as soon as word of this broke, Bob O’Connor put on a bullet proof vest and headed to the front lines to “check on his wife” who I guess works in the building near where the man was spotted. Ummm. Wasn’t that a bit rash? Didn’t his security people say, “Let’s not put you in the line of fire Mr. Mayor. Here’s my cell phone. Hows about you call your wife?”

I bet he went medieval on their asses.

So by now we all know it was a man with a pellet gun. What I don’t know is if a man with a rifle is a rifleman, is a man with a pellet gun a pelletman? What you don’t know is that I sent that dude down there to shoot the damn pigeons.

Mwah-hahahah!

Stupid pellet gun is probably going to so screw with my commute home.





4 Comments

  1. blee1
    March 22, 2006 4:14 pm

    It’s Pittsburgh. Aren’t they all just Mulletmen?



  2. Luke
    March 22, 2006 5:02 pm

    Was Bobby O’s vest pigeon proof?



  3. Ditto
    March 22, 2006 5:05 pm

    I watched the coverage on KDKA. The best part was watching BobO and DanO fighting for face time on TV.



  4. pittgirl
    March 22, 2006 7:46 pm

    Luke, NOTHING is pigeon proof. Not eyeballs, not bullet proof vests, nothing.

    There are days, you guys, when the comments are funnier than the posts. This is one of those days.

    Mulletmen. heh.